Celebrity Affairs
Friday, January 26, 2007
Pafooey!
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What is up with her forehead? Her hair line receeded so much since she had her sons. Poor Britney. Her big head is looking pafooey! Bangs girl! The power of bangs helps a big forehead.
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Juliana Moore's daughter Liv is having the time of her life in this cold weather running after a wind blown newspaper. Wow. The next time I see a newspaper blowing in the wind, I'm going to run after it. We should all take time out to have fun like we use to when we were children. It can rejuvenate our grumpy old selves into a more youthful and happy person. It's the little things I always say that are so important. Not the everyday routine that has us in a discontented, grumbling, grumpy, ill-tempered, irascible, irritable, peevish, petulant mood.
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Madonna lends her voice to the animated mopvie Arthur and the Invisibles and brings along husband Guy and their two children – Rocco, 6, and Lourdes, 10 – to the London premiere of the movie. Lourdes and Rocco are looking like day and night. They couldn't look more different from each other. Madonna is a ray of sunshine with her family!
Labels: Britney Spears, Madonna, Tom Cruise
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Soccer Mom?
Angelina Jolie picks Maddox up from school in New Orleans just like a regular mom. Let's see how long this routine lasts. Soon, the paparazzi and fans will be hounding her knowing she is the one picking him up from school, rather than a nanny. She actually looks like a mom with the sweatshirt and bag. The ginormous celebrity sunglasses keep her from looking like every other mom. Oh and not to mention that she's drop dead gorgeous to most.
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Janice Dickson seems to be smothering poor F.A.T. Chance host Mo'Nique, at the network's upfront event in New York on Tuesday. Mo'Nique is like...get this skinny bitch away from me y'all!
Katie Holmes is dressing like an old lady...down to the broach. Pafooey!
Tom has got you looking Amish.
Jessica and John Mayer head to John's Tour bus headed for Jacksonville, where he will be performing. Wow, getting cozy with the Mayer. Never thought this hook up was in her future. He isn't much of a looker. That hair has to go. He probable has something she likes, if ya know what I mean.
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Labels: Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham
Girl Eats Praying Mantis
What a nasty thing to do just to get two guys to go to church. Pafooey! to the max!
Red Neck, Flat Ass Pole Dancing 101
You have to be 2 pounds in order to do this so smoothly. Imagine a fat chick trying to do this, ha. I must say this girl has the flattest ass ever. My Hub says any ass looks good bent over. He's such a true blue down and dirty hetero. Lol. Oh and what's up with that Red Neck music? Pafooey!
Andy As Harlan McCraney Presidential Speechalist, On Last Year's Speech.
He did much better this year as appose to last years speech. Andy Dick is hilarious.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Evanescence's Second Release
From Her New Album 'Open Door' Called 'Lithium'. Love it.Each song is great.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Lindsay In Rehab Again
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Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab, she said in a statement Wednesday.
"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," she said. "I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."
A source close to the actress tells PEOPLE: "Lindsay is in a very positive frame of mind and is looking forward to making a positive change in her life."
Lohan, 20, has been filming the thriller I Know Who Killed Me, and a rep for the movie tells PEOPLE production had already been on hold due to Lohan's recent appendix surgery. It's uncertain when filming will resume.
"I Know Who Killed Me, like all films, has insurance," says the rep. "In Lindsay's case, she has a good 13-hour work day. The character she plays requires a good deal of physicality and she's not yet healed (from her surgery) and not yet ready to return."
In December, Lohan's rep told PEOPLE the actress was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. Later that month, Lohan revealed that she had been in AA for a year, and said she feels better when she's not drinking.
"I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that," she told PEOPLE.
But Lohan had previously dismissed critics who said she was going out too much. In November, she told Oprah Winfrey that she is not a party girl, adding, "Is it a crime to go dancing with your friends?"
Over the summer, James G. Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, blasted her for being absent from the set of her movie Georgia Rule and blamed her "heavy partying" for the behavior.
Lohan's mother Dina quickly shot back, saying Robinson was "way out of line." Lohan was briefly hospitalized at the time for being "overheated and dehydrated," according to her rep.
A word from the wise Lindsay...Rehabilitating yourself is a very easy thing if you are 100% committed. Make the sacrafices if you really want to change your behavior. If you are not committed 100%, then it will be very difficult.
On the lighter side of things, your hair seems to have been rehabilitated for the best. Nice color. My brother Eddie likes her with the black locks, but Eddie, it was tired and needed a change. Don't ya think?
Friday, January 19, 2007
Wow, It's A Big One!
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This photo was posted on People.com for her dirty laundry... it shoud've been about her massive forehead! Ha. By the way...Dirty Laundry is the name of one of my sites. I'm sure by the name of the site, you can figure what it will be about.
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Beyonce gained weight! Eddie, your girl is eating again. I thing she looks good either way. Don't ya think guys?
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How cute is that baby? Gavin! He looks like Gavin, his dad. Better choice of clothing Gwen. Last photo I posted was a shocker...boots with sweat pants?
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Rebecca Romain and the fat kid from Stand By Me, Jerry O'Connell, go shopping in La. Rebecca is the mystery women in Ugly Betty, The new show on ABC. Watch Ugly Betty now.
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Nothing butt a white girl butt! Ha. Uma Therman needs to do some squats and leg lifts. Uma, get with it girl! You kicked ass in Kill Bill. Now kick your own butt in the gym!
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
News Flash...
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People.com says:
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, who announced last week that they'd split up, got into a heated argument at Prince's Golden Globes afterparty early Tuesday morning.
The exes, who'd chatted politely during the awards ceremony and even shared laughs at InStyle's annual afterparty, hit the rough patch in their officially amicable breakup at a wee-hours bash hosted by the singer at the Beverly Wilshire hotel.
According to witnesses, Timberlake was chatting with actress Jessica Biel when Diaz approached. Biel stepped away, and the former couple had a serious exchange.
Diaz walked away, Timberlake followed, and the two were soon spotted engaged in an intense 40-minute face-off in a side room.
Diaz reemerged looking composed, but not before Timberlake held his head in his hands and, says a witness, "slammed his fist (down) into a cabinet."
(The New York Post's Page Six also reports on their Globes run-ins here.)
Like the old song says, breaking up is hard to do.
This is so true. The poor things are still in love with each other, otherwise they wouldn't have been so heated, I'm sure.
In Todays News...
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Mathew McConaughey stretches on Airlie Beach in Queensland, Australia, where he is filming his new movie Fool's gold. What I wouldn't do for an opportunity to seaside stretch!
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Tom and Katie eat at Wolfgang Puck's Cut at the Beverly Wilshire. Tom must really influence Katie in more than one way. I think Tom has got her looking like the Amish. She might as well where the classic Amish attire. Katie...break free now girl! L. Ron Hubbard is slowly luring his loyal followers toward the mother ship and you're next!
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Britney is wearing a red feather boa...nuff said! Actually, I must add, nothing looks worse than high heels that look even one size bigger. Iew!
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Look at the resemblance here between Kevin and her new guy Isaac Cohen. Come on Britney, you know you still want Kevin. I must say, Kevin is actually more attractive. Saying this is a stretch for me because I, personally, never found Kevin to be a looker. Pafooey!
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"Oh ma gah!" "Hell to the no!" Ray J (the younger brother of R&B star Brandy) what are you thinking? You've entered the realm of Whitney.Take refuge now! You stupid bastard!
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Gwen, sweat pants and boots? London will cast you back to America if you don't submit to their fashion sense.
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I applaud Hillary Duff. Which brother was she dating? If it was the oaf currently dating Nicole, you can rest assure you did the right thing in separating. Only oafs go out with Nicole.
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Lindsay Lohan has come along way since her first movie. She has stepped up to pole dancing for her latest role in her new movie...My Pole Dancing Days. Hee.
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Katie Comes To Her Fashion Sense!
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Much better Katie! Love the Jacket and matching bag. Now all you have to do is get rid of the Londonite next to you.
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Something To Think About
"I wonder if other, less-spoiled cultures have the same kind of problems we do. As Americans we want ours, and we want it now. And it better be big. And better than his. We're raised to feel entitled, to want lots of stuff and to seek instant gratification - long term results be damned. Most of us only speak our native tongue, know diddly about world politics and would rather fill our lungs with sludge than park the car and take the bus."
These words aren't my words, although I think them each and everyday. Thank you Jen Sincero.
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Monday, January 1, 2007
What Happened To Jessica Alba?
Lindsay Parties on New Years Eve
Happy New Year!
Here are some Britney photos for all you Britney fanatics out there. She celebrates at the Pure Nightclub with an enormous bottle of Champagne.
