Celebrity Affairs

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Is It A Man Or A Woman?

Cameron Diaz
Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com Cameron Diaz should invest in fake boobiess and hair extensions to emphasize that she is indeed a woman. Males or females can have this name. Who knows people!
Hayden Christensen
ISBP/Scott/Bauer-Griffin.com Man or woman? Can you guess who this is?
Britney Spears
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Britney Spears...

...and her favorite infamous brown boots. You can catch her in these worn-out boots any day of the week, even in 80 degree weather. Onto her mid-section. Wow! I am so jealous. I had one child 10 years ago and still don't look this good. What is the secret to loosing stretch marks Britney? you must do an interview on how you went from flab abs to fab abs. Really. I'd be the first to buy whatever mag you choose to reveal your mystery ab secrets.
Mischa Barton
Bauer-Griffin.com If this really bad look of the 80's rises from the dead and becomes the next trend, I will be very disgusted can we be a little more creative?. This is almost as bad as bringing Jordache Jeans back.
Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher
JP/MP/Flynetonline.com Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. They seem happy and content. Hmmm. Let's see how long this will last. I'm sure Ashton will be the one who ends things if that ever happens.
Britney Spears
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Britney Spears...

...says bye ya'll!!!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

It's All In Her Head.

TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT  photo  Britney Spears
Britney Spears has weighed in a bit lighter these days. As you can see...she has shed pounds from loosing her locks alone. She also has lost her mommy double chin. Good for you Britney. You've lost two or three pounds and the world likes you a little bit more. Goes to show if you have real problems and a somewhat over-weight problem, people like you less. Unbelievable how this world thinks. Actually, I will re-phrase that...the way America thinks.
BOB AND WEAVE photo  Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson has just released her new single 'Never Again' off her third album, My December. Her Long awaited album has fans jumping for joy... or not? I am undecided my self. I think it sounds like a Pat Benatar track. As for the hair and Dress...not liking it very much. Makes you look like a house. Is she pregnant? What's up with the bump? Probably just fat.

Below is a much better look for her. This is a pic from her new video shoot for 'Never Again'.
GHOST BUSTER photo | Kelly Clarkson

Pat Benatar...

Pat Benatar was one of the most popular pop/rock singers of the eighties. Check out some of her music below.
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TRAINING DAY  photo  Fergie
Triple fug Fergie. She's fugly. Her name is fugly and her 38 year old humps are fugly! But in case you like her, hear is her latest song...'Big Girls Don't Cry'. Surprisingly not bad!!!
RUFFLED FEATHERS photo  Pamela Anderson
Pamela Herpecin..I mean Anderson waves at the paparazzi while in Russia, protesting against KFC and the abuse their chickens endure. I'm surprised she's still around. Thought Tommy Lee would have taken all her time playing with the fun bags. Target. How I miss you!
CHILD'S PLAY photo  Heidi Klum
Lucky Heidi Klum goes on a toy spree at a Los Angeles Target on Tuesday for her three lil' bananas. I just love Target. Not sure what it is really, besides the fact that everything is practically half off. You can buy skittles, a wheel cover and an Izach Mizrachi outfit all at once. Amazing. I miss you so!

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Friday, March 30, 2007

A New Day , A New Stylist...Please?

BRUSHING UP photo | Britney Spears
WHAT A GIRL WANTS photo | Britney Spears
Is anyone up for styling Britney? She is in desperate need of a stylist. Eddie, bro, I think you'd be the perfect candidate.

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Monday, February 19, 2007

J.Lo Cries...

Monday February 19, 2007
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Jennifer Lopez cries after her new film, Bordertown, received boos and muted applause, according to an article in Usmagazine.com. The film premiered at the 57th Annual Berlin Film Festival. Poor Jen. She needs to stick to her club/house music she does so well, according to my brother Crazy Eddie.
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Britney crashes some girl's birthday party at the Roxy nightclub in West Hollywood Sunday night. Her hideous wig makes me believe she regrets shaving her head. I'm sure if she liked the wayher shaved head looked, she would be rocking it instead of this wig. What is up with the turquois bag? Britney needs a stylist. Any takers? pic source

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

Britney's Hair For Sale

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An anonymous Ebay user has put a verified bid of over $1 million dollars to purchase Britney Spears’s shaved hair, which was put on the auction site by the haircutting studio that Britney paid a visit to on Friday night.In case you are not aware, it is possible to run all kinds of drug tests through a person’s hair. The high bidder’s intent is to apparenly do this and find out if Britney has indeed been on any kind of drugs. If the drug tests are positive, that might be the absolute end of it all. The auction is set to end on February 20th a little bit after 5 pm pacific time.If I were Britney and felt like I should have “something” to worry about, I’d buy my own hair back ! Too bad I could have saved myself a million dollars by remembering to not leave my hair behind with strangers !

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Britney Really Lost It This Time

Newly Bald Britney: My Mom Is Going to 'Freak'
What's Going on with Britney? | Britney Spears
Britney Spears has really lost her noodle. Actually, it was her hair this time around! What in the world was she thinking? Maybe she wasn't at all. She looks like a dike. After she buzzed her own hair, she went to inject herself with ink. That's not so bad. Heck, I'd do that on a whim. Shaving your head is just outrageous.
She is definitely no Sinead O'Connor. Her head is deformed and her ears are enormous. This is a bad move for Britney. Why would she try to use her hair to say something to the world? She needs toto realize she has the paparazzi at her fingertips and can use them to get her message out. I guess she is still trying to find herself and is just a mess with her life right now. Unless she is doing this for a movie. I doubt it. She's just a naive mess with children.
Justin Timberlake to Brits: 'Stop Drinking!' | Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake accepts a Brit award for male solo artistand says: "Thank you very much for this," Timberlake, 26, said via video link. "I'm very flattered. I'm actually on tour so I couldn't be there. Everyone have a great night. Stop drinking! You know who you are. I'm speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy." Then, referring to a British tabloid, he joked, "OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you."
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COVER GIRL  photo
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Beyonce shows off her own House of Dereon swim suit collection with this fugly pink color swim suit. The suit isn't so bad, it's the color that's a little puky.
STEVEN TYLER & BAR REFAELI  photo Watch out Leonardo DiCaprio! Steven Tyler has been seen getting really close with your girlfriend/Model Bar Rafaeli. During a shoot in New York City, he says: "At the end of the day," Tyler told SI, "it really is all about the girl."
KANYE WEST & ANNE V photo Kanye West poses with Frien/Model Anne V in Los Angeles. This model seems oddly thick in the mid -section, don't ya think? What happened to her waste line? source

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Britney Lost Her Noodle...

PINK LADY  photo
...in her hat that is. Just look at that hideous hat. Pafooey! The coat is just as bad. What happened to Britney Spears?
ZOE KRAVITZ, LENNY KRAVITZ AND LIL' KIM  photo
Lil Kim shows off her Lee press-on nails to Lenny Kravitz and his daughter. Next, she'll reveal her wig secrets.
BRITNEY SPEARS photo
Britney says " just take all my clothes off Kimora!".

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Pafooey!

STOP & SNACK  photo
What is up with her forehead? Her hair line receeded so much since she had her sons. Poor Britney. Her big head is looking pafooey! Bangs girl! The power of bangs helps a big forehead.
CHILD'S PLAY  photo
Juliana Moore's daughter Liv is having the time of her life in this cold weather running after a wind blown newspaper. Wow. The next time I see a newspaper blowing in the wind, I'm going to run after it. We should all take time out to have fun like we use to when we were children. It can rejuvenate our grumpy old selves into a more youthful and happy person. It's the little things I always say that are so important. Not the everyday routine that has us in a discontented, grumbling, grumpy, ill-tempered, irascible, irritable, peevish, petulant mood.
MEET THE RITCHIES photo
Madonna lends her voice to the animated mopvie Arthur and the Invisibles and brings along husband Guy and their two children – Rocco, 6, and Lourdes, 10 – to the London premiere of the movie. Lourdes and Rocco are looking like day and night. They couldn't look more different from each other. Madonna is a ray of sunshine with her family!

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Celebrity Affairs

HIP HUGGERS photo
Ashley Simpson and Lindsay Lohan get together for Genetic Denim's one-year anniversary party at Los Angeles's Area nightclub. They were once rivals. Now they seem buddy buddy. I think Ashley is the only one who thinks they are. Look at Lindsay's face...she isn't smiling!
RED ALERT photo
Madonna steps out for a movie back in her London neighborhood. She wears red like no one else! Love the red ballerina like shoes Madonna!
THE AIR UP THERE  photo
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...(do I have to mention the names of this worldy famous duo?) have romantic time for themselves during a romantic weekend at the Taj Lake Palace hotel in Udaipur, India, on Saturday. Angelina is filming her up comming movie A Mighty Heart, based on the memoirs of Mariane Pearl, the widow of slain journalist Daniel Pearl.
FLYING HIGH  photo
Brad stops to bye Maddox a toy plane(they both love planes) in Pune, India, on Thursday. The Babel star briefly returned to the U.S. this week to promote his film, according to People.
Britney Takes Manhattan...and Santa's Hat!
JINGLE BELL ROCK photo
Britney strolls the streets of Manhattan. She must stop by a local CVS to stock up on the condoms she'll be needing, now that she's free from Kevin Deaderline. Thanks to her , his career is most definately dead! Britney rocks the Santa hat and is in 80's mode here with her manny.
WORKING MOM photo
Here, she shows her two baby's a good time and let's em out for fresh air! Gotta show them off for a potential new man. Hopefully she doesn't make the same mistake twice. Also, Britney is working on a new album and word is, she is hooking up with Pharrell to garantee another hit album, or at least the few he will be collaborating.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN  photo
Katie Holmes and Ron L. Hubbard II have a night out at the Condé Nast-sponsored Black Ball in New York City on Thursday.
RAISE HER VOICE  photo
Also at the Condé Black Ball Thursday, Alicia Keys hosts and sings her heart out, benefitting Keep a Child Alive, an organization helping people with HIV/AIDS in Africa.
PUSHING FORWARD  photo
Kate Hudson takes a break from filming her up coming comedy Fool's Gold with daughter...I mean son, Ryder, 2. (Source)

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