Celebrity Affairs
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Is It A Man Or A Woman?

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Cameron Diaz should invest in fake boobiess and hair extensions to emphasize that she is indeed a woman. Males or females can have this name. Who knows people!

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Man or woman? Can you guess who this is?

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Britney Spears...
...and her favorite infamous brown boots. You can catch her in these worn-out boots any day of the week, even in 80 degree weather. Onto her mid-section. Wow! I am so jealous. I had one child 10 years ago and still don't look this good. What is the secret to loosing stretch marks Britney? you must do an interview on how you went from flab abs to fab abs. Really. I'd be the first to buy whatever mag you choose to reveal your mystery ab secrets.
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If this really bad look of the 80's rises from the dead and becomes the next trend, I will be very disgusted can we be a little more creative?. This is almost as bad as bringing Jordache Jeans back.

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. They seem happy and content. Hmmm. Let's see how long this will last. I'm sure Ashton will be the one who ends things if that ever happens.

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Britney Spears...
...says bye ya'll!!!Labels: Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Hayden Christiansen, Mischa Barton
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Shaggy Barton Needs The Whisperer!
Mischa Barton's dress is reflecting her pets. Her fashion sense is dogged. Literally. Her frequent trips to the Malibu pet shop are not healthy if she starts dressing to look like one of her a shaggy, fury pets.
Someone introduce her to the Dog Whisperer. I just saw an episode of his show this morning. He helped this couple get over their cat and helped their dog get over a fear induced biting frenzy. Perhaps she can benefit from his K-9 powers.
Labels: Mischa Barton
