Celebrity Affairs

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

In Todays News...

PERFECT FORM  photo
Mathew McConaughey stretches on Airlie Beach in Queensland, Australia, where he is filming his new movie Fool's gold. What I wouldn't do for an opportunity to seaside stretch!
SATISFIED CUSTOMERS photo
Tom and Katie eat at Wolfgang Puck's Cut at the Beverly Wilshire. Tom must really influence Katie in more than one way. I think Tom has got her looking like the Amish. She might as well where the classic Amish attire. Katie...break free now girl! L. Ron Hubbard is slowly luring his loyal followers toward the mother ship and you're next!
BACK IN VEGAS  photo
Britney is wearing a red feather boa...nuff said! Actually, I must add, nothing looks worse than high heels that look even one size bigger. Iew!
THE SIMPLE LIFE  photo
Look at the resemblance here between Kevin and her new guy Isaac Cohen. Come on Britney, you know you still want Kevin. I must say, Kevin is actually more attractive. Saying this is a stretch for me because I, personally, never found Kevin to be a looker. Pafooey!
NEW ROMANCE? photo
"Oh ma gah!" "Hell to the no!" Ray J (the younger brother of R&B star Brandy) what are you thinking? You've entered the realm of Whitney.Take refuge now! You stupid bastard!
THE BIG CHILL photo
Gwen, sweat pants and boots? London will cast you back to America if you don't submit to their fashion sense.
COMMON GROUND photo
People mag says: Aussie actress Sophie Monk, who is engaged to Good Charlotte's Benji Madden, hooks up with Nicole Richie for some lattes and shopping in Los Angeles on Saturday. Richie is also romancing a Madden brotherBenji's twin Joel, whom she's been seeing since December.
I applaud Hillary Duff. Which brother was she dating? If it was the oaf currently dating Nicole, you can rest assure you did the right thing in separating. Only oafs go out with Nicole.
THIGH MASTER photo
Lindsay Lohan has come along way since her first movie. She has stepped up to pole dancing for her latest role in her new movie...My Pole Dancing Days. Hee.
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posted by Natalie at 10:56 AM

5 Comments:

Tom does have Katie looking like the Amish!! OMG. What is wrong with that chick?

You had me cracking the eff up here yo...

I almost woke up the drunks upstairs from honking...

1/20/07, 2:52 AM  

Lindsay stepped up to pole dancing... LOL

That's some funny shizz.

1/20/07, 2:53 AM  

I absolutely love your use of PAFOOEY...

Wow, he does really resemble Kevin. What is wrong with this chick?

I also recently heard that Britney was in a cafe or some shizz and told paparazzi that it's OVER with this new dude. Hmmmmmmm...

1/21/07, 12:09 PM  

Yes, because she is headed back to Justin's arms, lol. Yea right! She is a Ho who needs another person who possesses Ho-manship!

1/21/07, 3:34 PM  

Oh and once again, you've diluted my thinking that I have more than one reader! With your three comment tendencies. Lol.

1/21/07, 3:35 PM  

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