Celebrity Affairs

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Soccer Mom?

Angelina Jolie picks Maddox up from school in New Orleans just like a regular mom. Let's see how long this routine lasts. Soon, the paparazzi and fans will be hounding her knowing she is the one picking him up from school, rather than a nanny. She actually looks like a mom with the sweatshirt and bag. The ginormous celebrity sunglasses keep her from looking like every other mom. Oh and not to mention that she's drop dead gorgeous to most.
BACK TO REALITY  photo
Janice Dickson seems to be smothering poor F.A.T. Chance host Mo'Nique, at the network's upfront event in New York on Tuesday. Mo'Nique is like...get this skinny bitch away from me y'all!
PARIS MATCH photo
Katie Holmes is dressing like an old lady...down to the broach. Pafooey! Tom has got you looking Amish.
ALL ABOARD  photo
Jessica and John Mayer head to John's Tour bus headed for Jacksonville, where he will be performing. Wow, getting cozy with the Mayer. Never thought this hook up was in her future. He isn't much of a looker. That hair has to go. He probable has something she likes, if ya know what I mean.

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posted by Natalie at 4:21 PM

1 Comments:

At this point, I believe Maddox is weighing more than Angelina. Still hot and magnificently God-like, I feel Angelina should eat a Big Mac or two, just to ensure that she won't lose her boobs.

1/26/07, 2:20 PM  

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