Celebrity Affairs

Monday, April 30, 2007

Brown Is The New Blonde

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER photo | Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson never falters when it comes to her fashion sense. She looks fabulous in this frock of a dress. I don't think many women can pull this off. She definitely can. Somehow the hair makes it all look great. Bitch!

She finally took my advice. SHe actually looks good with or with out bangs. The color is great. Although, Jessica Simpson's color is a better shade of brown. I need to go and find that shade of brown. I'm off!
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Friday, April 27, 2007

Baby Duty

BABE IN ARMS photo | Gwen Stefani
Gwen Stefani defies the laws of stretch marks and gravity after a baby by exposing her abs and showing the world it can indeed be done! Check out her new release at the side bar to the right.
BUMP IN THE ROAD photo | Keri Russell
Keri Russell shops with a baby bump. She is expecting her first child and has a new comedy Waitress, opening May 2. Congrats!

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Love Them or Hate Them?

Photo Credit: Jemal Countess/WireIma. Ciara actually looks great in these jeans. I think it's safe to say, disappointingly, that it's official. Confirming my fears, this is the new trend. In my previous posts, I have wondered if this will be the new trend after seeing Mischa Barton and Jessica Simpson wear them. Guess I'll have to get use to it. Can a full figured woman wear this style? Hmm? Probably so. The heavies were trying to rock the low-rise jeans for the longest time and just didn't accomplish the look they were going for. Their love handles just poured out of the sides like an over-flowing cup. I'll have to try these out and give them a chance.
Nathan Shanahan/Wire Image... Rihanna rocks the skinny jeans with a beautiful low cut, tight yet frilly top. The blouse stands out and the gold pumps compliment the whole outfit.
John Sciulli/WireImage... Rachel Bilson is also a fan of the skinny jeans. This is a great look for the skinny chicks or skinny homios. Here, on a photo shoot for Your Look Magazine.
Rachel Bilson Video

Rachel Bilson Video

Thornton/Mauceri/INFphoto... Lindsay Lohan steps out in a plaid top for the second time this week. She is loving this look, as do all the T. T. type girls do. The jacket was a big mistake. A black jacket might've looked much better with this outfit. Don't ya think?
Leo/x17... Jessica Simpson can rock anything she wears. Love the jeans and bag.
Kaffee/Isabella/Splash... I personally love this look. Ever since I was twelve, I've gravitated toward this rocker look. I like all genres of music, but hard rock/alternative has always been my favorite.
Thornton/Foster/INF Goff... I have never been a fan of Christina Aguilera's style, ever! It's just all wrong. Her look reminds me of what a trans-gender would look like in the final transition.
David Lucas/WENN... And Last but not least...Hilary Duff best pulls off this skinny jean look. She can do the high heels and the chain with no problem.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Is It A Man Or A Woman?

Cameron Diaz
Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com Cameron Diaz should invest in fake boobiess and hair extensions to emphasize that she is indeed a woman. Males or females can have this name. Who knows people!
Hayden Christensen
ISBP/Scott/Bauer-Griffin.com Man or woman? Can you guess who this is?
Britney Spears
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Britney Spears...

...and her favorite infamous brown boots. You can catch her in these worn-out boots any day of the week, even in 80 degree weather. Onto her mid-section. Wow! I am so jealous. I had one child 10 years ago and still don't look this good. What is the secret to loosing stretch marks Britney? you must do an interview on how you went from flab abs to fab abs. Really. I'd be the first to buy whatever mag you choose to reveal your mystery ab secrets.
Mischa Barton
Bauer-Griffin.com If this really bad look of the 80's rises from the dead and becomes the next trend, I will be very disgusted can we be a little more creative?. This is almost as bad as bringing Jordache Jeans back.
Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher
JP/MP/Flynetonline.com Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. They seem happy and content. Hmmm. Let's see how long this will last. I'm sure Ashton will be the one who ends things if that ever happens.
Britney Spears
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Britney Spears...

...says bye ya'll!!!

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Is Your Gaydar Going Off?

Matthew McConaughey
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Coming Soon To A theatre Near You...

Spiderman 3 'MAN' OF THE PEOPLE photo | Tobey Maguire Toby Maguire shakes with a Spidey impersonator at London's Leicester Square on Monday. May 4th people!!!!!
MISS SHAPE photo | Britney Spears
Britney is back!!! At least back to her pre-baby weight that is. Good for her. She will make a quick comeback I'm sure, soon after her new album is released. Now all you need is a hair and fashion sense make-over.
CAR BOMBSHELL  photo | Lindsay Lohan
Lohan arrives at the the Santa Monica Four Seasons hotel in her Mercedes convertible looking like an uptown girl...
LEG UP photo | Lindsay Lohan
then later that night she transforms into a redneck woman for Hollywood hotspot Winston's on Monday, along with Nicole Richie. Nicole is so thin, you can't even see her anymore.
Alec Baldwin Apologizes
The Week's Best Celeb Quotes | Alec Baldwin
I'm sure by now everyone knows the Alec Baldwin story. He apologizes for loosing his temper with his 11 year old daughter Ireland. "I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now." – Alec Baldwin, issuing a statement on his Web site after a tape was released in which he called his 11-year-old daughter Ireland a "rude little pig" on her voicemail. Shame on you Alec. No matter what your child has said or done, there's no excuse for those harsh words towards her. She is your daughter for cryin out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, April 23, 2007

My Eyes!

HIGH AND DRY photo | Mischa Barton
Oh...my...goh. Perhaps Mischa Barton has been getting has been getting fashion tips from Jessica Simpson. What in the world? Mischa Mischa Mischa. Who is divulging there horrific fashion advice upon thee? Girl, you need to look in the mirror every once in a fortnight to see what you look like. This get up is the worst look of the eighties.
REPEAT CUSTOMER photo | Jessica Simpson
Yikes. Boobs low, Camel toe, white bag? It's the eighties on 18th ave, Bensonhurst all over again.
GARDEN PARTY  photo | Madonna
Madonna smiles pretty for the cameras during a tree-planting ceremony at a clinic in Kazimbe, Malawi.
BIG APPLE SIGHTSEEING  photo | Maggie Gyllenhaal
Batman's next installment The Dark Knight, includes Maggie Gyllenhaal. She'd be replacing Katie Holmes's former role. It should be interesting, to say the least.
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Thursday, April 19, 2007

It's All In Her Head.

TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT  photo  Britney Spears
Britney Spears has weighed in a bit lighter these days. As you can see...she has shed pounds from loosing her locks alone. She also has lost her mommy double chin. Good for you Britney. You've lost two or three pounds and the world likes you a little bit more. Goes to show if you have real problems and a somewhat over-weight problem, people like you less. Unbelievable how this world thinks. Actually, I will re-phrase that...the way America thinks.
BOB AND WEAVE photo  Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson has just released her new single 'Never Again' off her third album, My December. Her Long awaited album has fans jumping for joy... or not? I am undecided my self. I think it sounds like a Pat Benatar track. As for the hair and Dress...not liking it very much. Makes you look like a house. Is she pregnant? What's up with the bump? Probably just fat.

Below is a much better look for her. This is a pic from her new video shoot for 'Never Again'.
GHOST BUSTER photo | Kelly Clarkson

Pat Benatar...

Pat Benatar was one of the most popular pop/rock singers of the eighties. Check out some of her music below.
T.F.F.
TRAINING DAY  photo  Fergie
Triple fug Fergie. She's fugly. Her name is fugly and her 38 year old humps are fugly! But in case you like her, hear is her latest song...'Big Girls Don't Cry'. Surprisingly not bad!!!
RUFFLED FEATHERS photo  Pamela Anderson
Pamela Herpecin..I mean Anderson waves at the paparazzi while in Russia, protesting against KFC and the abuse their chickens endure. I'm surprised she's still around. Thought Tommy Lee would have taken all her time playing with the fun bags. Target. How I miss you!
CHILD'S PLAY photo  Heidi Klum
Lucky Heidi Klum goes on a toy spree at a Los Angeles Target on Tuesday for her three lil' bananas. I just love Target. Not sure what it is really, besides the fact that everything is practically half off. You can buy skittles, a wheel cover and an Izach Mizrachi outfit all at once. Amazing. I miss you so!

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Sweet Sacrifice...By Evanescence

Here is Evanescence's third video from her third album The Open Door called Sweet Sacrifice.
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Monday, April 9, 2007

Frankenstien's Wife Resurrected

635 fpx Nicole Kidman
This is worse than a bad hair day. She's channeling Mrs. Frankenstien. The only thing that's missing is the long white stripes going up her hair. My goodness. What has become of Nicole and her long lost good looks? Someone get her a hairdresser, quick!
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Thursday, April 5, 2007

All That I'm Living For...Evanescence

Here is Amy Lee of Evanescence singing All That I'm Living For live on AOl. They are my ultimate favorite band. Her angelic voice is unmatched.

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Here's another live performance. Good Enough...
Am I good enough?
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

What's Up Y'all?

BEVERLY HILLBILLY? photo | Britney Spears
Howdy y'all? How ya like ma straw topper? Ah got it at the two for one store.
APPLE OF HER EYE photo | Gwyneth Paltrow
I learned how to walk like mommy dearest. Right foot then left foot. Mommy must be proud of them apples.
SPIN IT  photo | Hilary Duff
Hillary Duff sports her massive forehead with a big proud smile.
SOCIAL CLUB photo | Lindsay Lohan
It's a blonde redneck Y'all! Do ya dig ma chains? Which are weirdly placed on her right boob. Bright orange nail polish completes the redneck look she's so naturally sporting.
PRINCE AMONG MEN photo | Prince
No pictures! Prince was channeling Ja Ja Gabore here. No pictures are her famously spoken words.
BACKUP SINGER photo | Jessica Simpson, John Mayer
Jessica: I hope he doesn't think I'm stupid. Nick never let me here the end of it. Especially after that whole tuna disaster. John: Don't ya worry yur sweet little dumb ass girl! I love you no matter what they say.
SEE & SKI photo |
Is it a man or a women? Mr. or Mrs. Beckham? I bet ya have to look twice.
AB-SOLUTELY FABULOUS photo | Cameron Diaz
There goes the bright orange nail polish again. Please don't tell me that color is in. Her boyish bod needs a feminine color. Perhaps a pearly pink rose.
BALANCING ACT photo | Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Lopez
What in the world? Ellen gives another ridiculous gift to J.Lo. The other gift was a hat that held a Colt 45 and a bottle of Crystal. Can ya guess who like The Colt 45? Ha.
VISION QUEST photo | Josh Hartnett
What happened to my Josh? Josh Hartnett is not wearing that hat. Nope. It's my eyes playing tricks on me. Really. The glasses... an illusion as well. He's too hot for that sorta stuff. Perhaps he is in disguise.
Jay-Z
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